I think a lot of people saw this hot-as-fuck video on Thisvid or Twitter/X, but for me it was a little video called “She tickled her cute friend until she wet her jeans.”

I’ve since found out that the hot one — wait, goddamnit, they’re both hot… I should say the one who gushes most — is called Lydia.

Lydia

And then the hot one — see above — is called Andy.

Andy

Jesus fucking Christ with these two hot and pissy beauties.

Anyway, these two… Lydia and Andy:

They smoke weed Lydia pisses her jeans, they fool around and Lydia squirts, Andy teases Lydia and Lydia pisses her leggings and so on ad infinitum… Jesus, what more can you want?

Well, if you want more, there is TONS more. Check their twitter and their only fans, and if you’re a religious person then get down on your knees and thank the gods for Lydia & Andy, AKA the production team we all call pissqu33n.

Stupid Fast

Acabado is designed to achieve a 100 on Google’s Page Speed Insights testing tool–without resorting to AMP.  Even with lots of images.  Even on mobile.*

SEO Built-In

Remember that old SEO plugin you used to use?  It probably didn’t do as much as you thought it did.  We’ve loaded Acabado with SEO features including Schema.

Clean and Organized

Themes today all tout extensive customizability.  Acabado is the opposite.  You’ll have your site redesigned in 3 minutes and you can style your pages with Gutenberg.

Mobile First

Every theme nowadays has a responsive mobile design, but eventhough 65% of your web visitors will likely be on mobile, nearly all themes are still built with the desktop version first.

Check out this video for a tour of Acabado!